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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Whoa, whoa.

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Oh,

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golly!

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Well, what if Donald shouts at me?

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What... What do I say, Lambie?

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Just be yourself, Prime Minister.

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Yourself is who everyone likes.

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Hello? Ah!

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Oh, sod, that scary,

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scary, wonderful president.

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Why is he so blum and difficult to talk to?

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Sir, just be honest and tell him we can't send any more ships to the Strait of Hormuz.

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Oh, Crumbs,

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I just hate conflict so much.

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Are you referring to the war or this phone call?

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Isn't there a way I can not do both?

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I just want to keep him happy, Lambie.

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You don't understand him like I do. I can change him.

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LAUGHTER I don't think the feeling's mutual.

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He can't stop insulting you. He called you a coward.

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I'm out of my depth here, Lambie.

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LAUGHTER How did Lis Truss make this job look so easy?

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LAUGHTER Look,

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we were worried you'd lose your nerve, so we've taken steps to help you gain unfounded confidence.

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Mr Prime Minister, meet your Gen Z advisor, Atlu Hoopy. What's up, Starmzy? Bow, bow, bow!

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LAUGHTER Atlu Hoopy is the most qualified person we have. He is the only person under 23 who voted Labour and would so again in the next election.

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You're not voting for the Green Party?

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Nah, my dad works in oil.

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No, Cap Stomsey, I love you, and I do hearts this way. With my thumb.

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Thank you, At-Lil Hoopy. I love you too.

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Sir Keir is trying to set boundaries with the president while preserving their special relationship

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I see facts facts. Okay,

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So you're looking for more of a special situationship.

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Okay, I've got you covered. I'm an expert in messy drama, I've been in 3 throuples and I'm currently gay.

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1st thing you gotta do, you gotta forget the phone call these days, it's all about the voice note.

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I'll try anything. I'll do anything.

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Except take a stand. LAUGHTER